Niffer Pickles Tee – “We Don’t Dill Around”
Straight outta Auburn, Alabama, the Niffer Pickles are here to bring the brine and the brawl. Inspired by the legendary local joint Niffer’s Place, this fictional minor league baseball team brings major league attitude. Their secret weapon? A grinning, bat-swinging pickle who never skips a swing—or a snack.
This vintage-style tee features the mischievous mascot locked and loaded with a bat, complete with a bold slogan that says it all: We Don’t Dill Around. Whether you’re a Niffer’s regular or just appreciate absurdly fun baseball vibes, this one’s for you.
Printed on our ultra-soft Planet Saver Plush™ fabric—made from premium recycled materials—this shirt is eco-conscious, pun-packed, and pickle-perfect.
Wear it with pride. Just don’t forget the fried pickles.
This tee doesn’t just look good—it does good.
Made from a crazy-soft blend of 50% recycled polyester, 25% organic ring-spun cotton, and 25% modal, this shirt feels as good on your conscience as it does on your skin. The fit is relaxed, the fabric is breathable, and the vibe is all vintage—just like the teams we dream up.
Every shirt helps divert up to six plastic bottles from landfills and reduces environmental impact through the C-FREE® program, which measures and offsets the product’s total carbon footprint—from creation to delivery. That means your shirt is not only sustainably made, but its impact has been certified and balanced through verified carbon offset projects.
