For those who can analyze everyone’s behavior except their own. This tee is for therapists, researchers, and the chronically self-aware who can diagnose red flags faster than they can avoid them.
Wear it while people-watching, decoding your group chat, or explaining the difference between Freud and Jung for the tenth time.
Crafted with 100% combed ring spun cotton, this perfect weight tee is soft, substantial, and built to outlast your student loans. Its midweight construction offers that ideal balance—light enough for layering, heavy enough to feel premium.
- 4.3-ounce, 100% combed ring spun cotton
- 1x1 rib knit neck
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Tear-away label
Whether you’re explaining cultural theory or justifying your major, this shirt says it all—dryly, beautifully, and perfectly.