For the ones who can sell anything except explaining what they actually do. This tee is for marketers, brand builders, and analytics junkies who know the difference between impressions and impact—and will absolutely A/B test that joke.
Wear it while crafting your personal brand, analyzing your dating funnel, or defending Comic Sans “ironically.”
Crafted with 100% combed ring spun cotton, this perfect weight tee is soft, substantial, and built to outlast your student loans. Its midweight construction offers that ideal balance—light enough for layering, heavy enough to feel premium.
- 4.3-ounce, 100% combed ring spun cotton
- 1x1 rib knit neck
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Tear-away label
Whether you’re explaining cultural theory or justifying your major, this shirt says it all—dryly, beautifully, and perfectly.
