For those who live by the spreadsheet and die by the market swing. This tee is made for analysts, advisors, and anyone who can calculate ROI faster than they can calculate their own happiness.
Wear it to work, brunch, or while explaining compound interest to your friends who “don’t believe in 401(k)s.” You’re not showing off—you’re diversifying.
Crafted with 100% combed ring spun cotton, this perfect weight tee is soft, substantial, and built to outlast your student loans. Its midweight construction offers that ideal balance—light enough for layering, heavy enough to feel premium.
- 4.3-ounce, 100% combed ring spun cotton
- 1x1 rib knit neck
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Tear-away label
Whether you’re explaining cultural theory or justifying your major, this shirt says it all—dryly, beautifully, and perfectly.
