For those who call every idea a “strategy” and every meeting a “touch base.” This tee is for the deck builders, buzzword enthusiasts, and future CEOs who somehow made “synergy” part of their vocabulary.
Perfect for presentations, networking events, or explaining why your startup idea is “in stealth mode.”
Crafted with 100% combed ring spun cotton, this perfect weight tee is soft, substantial, and built to outlast your student loans. Its midweight construction offers that ideal balance—light enough for layering, heavy enough to feel premium.
- 4.3-ounce, 100% combed ring spun cotton
- 1x1 rib knit neck
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Tear-away label
Whether you’re explaining cultural theory or justifying your major, this shirt says it all—dryly, beautifully, and perfectly.
