For those who actually balanced their checkbook before it was cool. This tee is for accountants, auditors, and spreadsheet warriors who know happiness is a cell with no errors and a clean reconciliation.
Perfect for number crunchers who party like it’s fiscal year-end and believe “close the books” is a sacred ritual.
Crafted with 100% combed ring spun cotton, this perfect weight tee is soft, substantial, and built to outlast your student loans. Its midweight construction offers that ideal balance—light enough for layering, heavy enough to feel premium.
- 4.3-ounce, 100% combed ring spun cotton
- 1x1 rib knit neck
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Tear-away label
Whether you’re explaining cultural theory or justifying your major, this shirt says it all—dryly, beautifully, and perfectly.
